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Location: Anywhere at all
Order: Grey Goose and soda
Verdict: The dissonance here between puritanical simplicity and conspicuous consumption—once you mix vodka with ice and soda water, any difference between brands is instantly erased, so you might as well be drinking Georgi—places you as a member of the striving classes. There is an added possibility that you will be unpleasant to the help.
Location: Dive bar
Order: A Pickleback (that’s a shot of Jameson with a shot of pickle brine as a chaser)
Verdict: You spend too much time on social media.
Location: Dive bar
Order: A shot of Powers, a pint of Yuengling, and some change for the jukebox
Verdict: You spend too much time in dive bars. Text us and we’ll join you.
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semperidem said:
I’m that last one.
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